Belie dat

For some holiday fun of a different sort, the "Seasons of Belief" episode of Tales from the Darkside, circa December 1986. Are your doors locked?

I'll man the island, the cocaine and the elegant cars

I saw this vid when it first came out, then forgot about it. But I started hearing snippets of the song in different places and have been trying to remember who did it, recalling only the band's name was a bunch of letters, in the EPMD sense, not the sense that words are formed with letters.

Thanks to a tweet from a work chum, I see it was "Time to Pretend" by MGMT. Seems like 20 of these kinds of bands pop up every year now, of which I usually like one or two. But I guess this is one I like.

This vid quality is pretty cruddy. Check out the video in its full kitten-riding glory here.

Pierce the sky!

The Office is on its holiday break, so get a quick fix — or maybe pick up that last minute gift — over here. See also Boner Champ and Angela's online wedding album and, uh, this.

According to "the legend" of Princess Unicorn, she's from "a distant land on a distant planet, far away in the future." But she may well be from the Time of Legends, and related to Robert on the right here:

Potter catches a bad one

In honor of the holidays, the "lost ending" of "It's a Wonderful Life" from SNL. I might have posted the Glengarry Glen-Christmas sketch with Alec Baldwin reprising his "Glengarry Glen Ross" role, but the end of the clip is cut off for some reason. And I demand perfection.

Walk hard

With my tips based on 33 years of walking, and the latest in bee suit technology, you too will be walking like a champion at 9 months old. Don't believe me? Franklin demonstrates the benefits of the SeannyBoy Bee Suit Method.