The sequel has become reality

While "Return of the Bud Fox" in the title might have psyched me up a bit more, psyched levels are high for Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. If you know how many times I've watched Wall Street than this makes sense to you.

NOTE 1: Videogum takes issue with the "greed is good" mention in the trailer. But, this being a Hollywood sequel, it was inevitable, no? What they should have mentioned was the awesome mobile phone sight gag. That killed and you know it.

NOTE 2: Eli Wallach is in the movie. Hell yeah.

NOTE 3: The short-haired actress is Carey Mulligan of An Education fame. I just watched her in an excellent, spooky ass episode of the current Doctor Who series from Season 3 titled "Blink." Even if you're not into Doctor Who, this is a damn good hour of TV.

NOTE 4: Bud Fox, aka Charlie Sheen, is in the movie according to IMDB. It may well be a cameo, but even so, that gets a double hell yeah.

Now why don't YOU get the hell out of MY office!

Sidekicked

"Teenage Sidekick" by Paul Pope. This was from a short story in the Pope issue of D.C.'s Solo series. Scoop it up if you can get your hands on it.

J.D. Salinger, R.I.P.

Orange On the Aisle: 1941

Sometimes you read an article or an online discussion that makes mention of a movie, and it sparks a curiosity to check it out. Sometimes, it's best to ignore that curiosity.

Steven Spielberg's 1941 was such a movie for me. It came up in some random AV Club conversation (I think) and, as 1941 infrequently airs on cable, I wanted to watch it for the first time in probably 20 years to see how it held up, and if it deserved all the derision it receives.

In short — yes, 1941 deserves the derision. And then some.

My vague recollections of the movie were even vaguer than I realized, as John Belushi running around being John Belushi was really the only bit I accurately remembered. My impression of the film from back in the day was that it wasn't good, but not as horrible as most said. Rather, I remembered it as a giant mess.

Well, it's a giant mess, yes, and a pretty horrible movie too. Even worse, at about 2 hours and 20 minutes long, it's grating and often boring as Spielberg spends an inordinate amount of time on really lame subplots.

Supposedly, Spielberg admitted to not really knowing what to do with the movie, and so threw as much as he could think of at the wall. The resultant product seems to bear that out. It's like five bad movies formed up like one idiotic Voltron — if Voltron was designed by a team of geriatrics, 9-year-old kids and horny high schoolers who each stuck their favorite stuff into the movie.

I should note here that the movie watching experience was in no way enhanced by the quality of the movie offered on the "Collector's Edition" DVD — a quality best described as shit (technical term). The picture quality was so bad that I had to pause the movie a half hour in to research what the deal was. The thinking is that this was a copy from the laser disc version of the movie, and a bad one at that. It's presented in a non-anamorphic 2.35:1 widescreen, but it shows up small on your screen for some reason. Blowing it up might not help anything though, as the film looks really bad at times — sometimes grainy, sometimes overexposed. If you burned a DVD from an old VHS copy of a movie, I imagine it would look something like this. This review takes the DVD to task pretty well.

Anyway, there actually was some good to be had in 1941:
— Spielberg's direction was pretty fun (when he wasn't relying on some obvious airplane model shots) and even reminded me of the Cohen brothers in terms of camera movement. And there were a few stunts that actually looked pretty scary for the stunt men, who took some real slams for bits that took up 3 seconds of screen time.
— Slim Pickens is never not awesome.
—No one gets good writing here, but Treat Williams at least gives it a game effort early on ... before his character basically spends the last two-thirds of the movie trying to rape the ostensible female lead. Hilarious!
— Dan Aykroyd, after his character gets bonked on the head, proceeds to look absolutely insane and act like he's on drugs (and in 1979, he may have been).
— A ventriloquist's dummy appears without warning at one point and remains without any explanation. When it talks it looks funny. I'm serious.
— The main players are listed in the end credits along with a clip from the movie, and almost all of them feature the actor screaming. This amused me for some reason.

And that's about it. There are a ton of great actors and performers in this — John Candy, Warren Oates, Toshiro Mifune, Ned Beatty, Nancy Allen, Tim Matheson, Joe Flaherty had a line that made me laugh — and so there are some funny moments (although Candy, Mifune and several others are either completely wasted or given terrible material). It's just that no one involved and none of the funny moments in any way justify sitting through 2 hours-plus of this movie.

Not even Belushi, who early on in 1941 appears to modern eyes to be doing a John Belushi parody, only this movie came out in 1979, so that's not possible. That said, by the time he reappears near the end of the movie he's actually a breath of fresh air, as the preceding hour-plus has been so exhaustively bad.

— 1.5 out of 5 Wendie Jo Sperbers

NOTE: If for some reason you want to watch this mess, the version at Crackle.com looks much better than this cruddy DVD's transfer.

Marvel vs. DC: Late Night Wars

In case you didn't catch it on Conan the other night, here's a Taiwanese animation describing the whole late night talk show imbroglio, which steps up the action quite a bit from that Tiger Woods animation. If our news was like this, I might watch it more often.

Also, last Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien tonight! Go Team Coco!

Majestyk

Bronson in Mr. Majestyk by Sean Phillips. This looks like art for an essay in the back of a future issue of Criminal.

For Jay

Jay Reatard was found dead today. While I'd heard a little about his non-musical antics — fights, firing his band, etc. — I never heard his music until seeing the below vid a while back. I dug the song and the vid, and I'll have to check out the rest of his stuff.

Warning: This vid contains a sort of evil looking clown. Not too bad, though, no need to call Maury Povich.

F'n A

Trailer for The A-Team movie. Two words: hell yes.

More words: Faceman shooting a plane from atop a parachuting tank.