Thunderdome Pennsylvania

Starting tonight, two Keystone State teams enter, one team advances to the Stanley Cup finals. "I know you won't break the rules, they're aren't any." Well, OK there are, but whatever.

Unfortunately for the Flyers their best defenseman — maybe best player — Kimmo Timonen is out the rest of the playoffs with a blood clot in his ankle. But no excuses, no mercy ... Thunderdome!

(Don't ask me how long it took to make this.)