Aye yo, Michael's in the new 90210!?!?

Indeed.

Damn right he has a secret, he's a corner boy turned stick-up man straight outta West B-More, yo.

This new 90210 looks like a straight stinker, y'all. Like a hiptarded version of The O.C. Even the prominent acting skills of Tristan Wilds may not be enough to salvage this one. And what happened to Val? I swear I saw her in the TV spots.